326. Unrestrained Restaino
One of the truly gratifying things about maintaining a blog is the way judges clamor to see their names up in pixels. They compete with each other to find themselves immortalized in the Squarespace servers. You can sense the spirit of determination underlying such spectacular and ultimately successful efforts as this, brought to my attention by two different readers:
The Respondent in all this was Judge Robert M. Restaino of the Niagara Falls City Court, who had apparently been driven insane by the discordance of the constant clashing rumbles of the falls and the tour busses and was consequently hypersensitive to noises. Here's the New York Times on the episode, and here's the AP.
Once again we're reminded just how far a judge has to go before he or she faces a serious risk of being removed from the bench. You have to go to the extreme of experiencing "two hours of inexplicable madness" in a packed courtroom with a court reporter present before the Commission on Judicial Conduct will take the least notice of you. Sort of like a teenager trying to shock her old hippie Mom, or Damien Hurst - really, you have to try so hard.
And even then there will always be defenders of a judge's right to abuse people "without any semblance of a lawful basis": the Commission's ruling drew a dissent as to the sanction of removal. Its chair, a well-known divorce lawyer, declared that Judge Restaino had "has an impeccable reputation as a dedicated, fair, hard-working jurist with great integrity" - an opinion as weirdly inexplicable as the neighbors who insist the serial killer was "pretty nice." I'm sure Judge Restaino has many fine qualities, but an impeccable reputation is no longer one of them.


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